WHAT YOUR LABS ARE REALLY SAYING

A Functional Lab Review for Women Who Are Tired of Being Told They’re “Fine”

I NEED THIS

“Your labs are normal.”

But you don’t feel normal.

You’re tired.

Bloated.
Anxious.
Foggy.
Disconnected from your body—and starting to wonder if it’s all in your head.

But deep down, you know something’s off.

This isn’t in your head.
You just need someone who can read between the lines.

In this offer, I’ll review your recent blood work through a functional health lens to help you uncover the patterns your doctor didn’t mention—and give you personalized, whole-body recommendations you can actually do something with.

Whether you’re navigating mood swings, fatigue, stress, anxiety, or brain fog… this is the step between “everything looks fine” and finally feeling like yourself again.

This isn’t just lab analysis.

it’s a gentle, root-cause roadmap.

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What’s Included:

Personalized analysis of your recent conventional labs (CBC, CMP, Thyroid, D, B12, etc.)
Translation into functional ranges— what your results mean when we look through the lens of root cause + nervous system health
Pattern recognition your MD doesn’t check for (think: inflammation, stress response, adrenal patterns, digestion, nutrient depletion)
Personalized report with a breakdown of findings you can actually understand
3–5 priority lifestyle shifts based on your unique results—focused on nutrition, stress support, and nervous system healing
Markers to watch + future lab considerations

I need this

This is for you if:

You’ve been told your labs are “fine,” but you don’t feel fine
You’re navigating fatigue, anxiety, gut issues, or brain fog and want a functional lens
You want simple, compassionate insight—not another overwhelming protocol
You’re curious about nervous system support but don’t know where to start
You’re ready for someone to actually listen

Meet Your Guide:

Amy Wise, FDN-P, OTR/L, Brain-Gut Educator

Hi, I’m Amy.

I help women who feel dismissed, depleted, or disconnected finally get the answers they’ve been craving—and the support they deserve—for themselves and their family.

I’m a certified Functional Diagnostic Nutrition Practitioner (FDN-P) and licensed OT specializing in the brain-gut connection. But more than that… I’m someone who’s been there.

I know what it’s like to be told “everything looks fine” while feeling anything but.

I know the frustration of not being heard—and the freedom that comes when someone finally helps you connect the dots. I am grateful you’re here.

That’s why I created this lab review offer:

To give you the clarity, insight, and grounded support that’s so often missing in conventional care.

This isn’t about chasing perfection or adding more to your to-do list.

It’s about listening to your body, honoring your story, and helping you take empowered, doable steps toward feeling like you again.

Your symptoms are not random. Your story matters.
And I’m so honored to help you read between the lines.

The Details:

$99 investment
Labs must be from the past 3 months
Personalized report delivered via email within 5–7 business days of receipt of your lab reports.
Optional upgrade: Apply your payment toward 1:1 coaching if you decide to add deeper support